Champions

Enough said.

Dude, where should I pee ?

It never fails to amaze me when I use a public toilet and find guys who still do not know the proper urinal etiquette. This unspoken code of bathroom ethics has been passed from generation to generation, yet some men are still ignorant of it and break this code from time to time. But fret not, lawrence will teach you these etiquette for the sake of scruffy.

Where

This may come as a surprise to some people, but which urinal a man chooses when he goes into a toilet makes a world difference. Let's imagine with me for a while, if in a toilet there is only a man using it in the stall A and there are 4 stalls. Then, came a man who directly proceed to do his business in stall B. Well, it's a well-known fact that using a urinal next to another man when you don't absolutely need to means you want to have "intimate relationship" with him. If this isn't your intention, sit tight and keep reading.

For example, if a toilet has 4 stalls and you're the only person inside the toilet, you must choose the stall furthest from the entrance, next to a wall if possible, let's called this stall A. The next man who comes in must then choose the next available stall, keeping one stall in separation, which would be stall C. If a third man comes into the toilet while the other two is still using it, he must wait until stall A or stall C is available, unless it's a dire emergency.

In a worst-case scenario, one which you are forced to use a urinal next to one that is already occupied, you should always choose stall D to minimize the number of consecutive wangs.

Although the four-stall configuration is the one you'll most likely to encounter, a more general approach is necessary when using toilets with different configurations. A more convenient way to sort out this problem is to use a simple formula derived from the following sequence:

stall position = n+(n-1)
= 2n-1 (where n < s/2)

e.g, You're in a toilet in a stadium where there are 10 urinal stalls, there are already 4 people using the stalls according to the rules as stated earlier. Which stall should you use ?

s=10, n=5

stall position = 2n-1
= 2(5) - 1
= 9

Therefore, you should use the 9th stall. Simple maths.

Pau Saifu

Guess what I found in a store at KLIA...


So Syaiful, since when you have your own brand of bread huh ?

I'm really scared

This afternoon when I was looking back at my pictures folders, as I was looking back at some of the photos, I discovered something odd in the photo. I don't know whether it's my eye, or my screen that blur my sane mind.

Look carefully under the wording "2A - 8" on the right hand side of the photo

For your convenience, I've cropped it so you can judge it by yourself

Here is another one, look carefully at the right hand side of the photo at the proton iswara

Then I found this photo (click to enlarge)

p.s. : if you feel really sien and have nothing to do, please email these photos to all the contacts in your address book with the title "Ghost at OneU carpark".

p.p.s.: remember to put in the email asking them to forward to at least 50 people so the ghost won't appear in their window.

p.p.p.s.: we might become famous.

Chelski and Loserpool

This is just meant to be a joke, so if you are a chelski or loserpool fans, please take it light-heartedly.

Why there are 45 mins to each half in football

I'm sure all of guys here love football. I know each and everyone of us has at least one favourite EPL team. But do you really ever think about why they played 45 minutes for each half ?


Well, when it all started, they decided that each minute should represent one ball in the game. So, we have 11 players from each team and that makes it 22 players in the field. Each player (should) has two balls, so by using the Lawrenz theorem, 22 x 2 = 44 , plus one more ball being kicked around and that makes it 45 balls, thus 45 minutes in each half. Eureka !

Syaiful's BIG two oh

Living in Malaysia, we are very blessed with lots of natural resources, like food, foods and loads of foods. So, when it comes to eating in Malaysia, Malaysians are spoiled with all kind of choices. So, when we decided to come out for a dinner for Syaiful's BIG two oh birthday, we have 4 choices where it were written in 4 pieces of paper and the birthday boy randomly pick one.

Nando's, Kim Gary, TGI, or Gasoline ?

For the 1st pick, we picked Nando's, but then everyone seems not satisfied. Even after we had already made our decision, we were still waiting for Angelica, so we repick for the 2nd time and the 3rd time where at last we made the decision to eat at Gasoline.


So, basically Gasoline is quite a nice place to eat, and one of the waitress was so hitting on Wilson. Haha. Anyway, here are the photos taken by the waitress.

Happy Birthday Syaiful !

Photoshop Disaster

When you take a quick look at this image, you might not see anything wrong. But if you do a more thorough inspection, check out her boobs, you might notice the fence was cut off. It must be her boobs so hot that it melted the fence.

For more funny photoshop disaster, go to Photoshop Disasters.

How far we have gone through

The other day, I was browsing some old folders where it contained a lot of photos from my secondary school days. These reminds me of how far we have come through, from the kids who used to running around in the school field chasing a ball and then kick around, to the man who talk about the country's politic in blog. It's nice to have this blog so we can see what we have done in the past and then look forward for anything that will face us.

And enjoy this nice video by Colbie Caillat - Realise live at Hollywood, California. (I love live music !)

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